The text is a collection of humorous anecdotes about older adults struggling with technology. These stories include grandmas and grandpas who:
* Think a TV is a picture of New York
* Use Wite-Out on a computer screen
* Believe that holding a computer higher will improve internet connection
* Think an iPad is a cutting board
* Use a magnifying glass to zoom in on an iPhone
* Have trouble with basic phone features, such as turning off the front camera
* Get ads on their lock screen
* Use binoculars to watch TV
The text also includes some lighthearted jokes and witty one-liners about the challenges of teaching older adults how to use technology.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A grandma asked her grandchild to fix her computer because everything was moving backwards.
2. A grandma put "please" and "thank you" when searching on Google.
3. A grandma used Wite-Out on her computer screen instead of pressing the backspace button.
4. A grandma left a screen protector on her phone and thought it was a permanent picture of New York.
5. A grandma asked whose phone was a calculator.
6. A grandma covered up all the necessary buttons on her remote control except for the on/off, volume, and channel buttons.
7. A person's mom thought a laughing face emoji was a crying face emoji.
8. A grandma used a magnifying glass to zoom in on her iPhone.
9. A grandma thought an iPad was a cutting board.
10. A grandma printed out photos from her phone instead of storing them digitally.
11. A grandma printed out a whole screenshot of her phone, including the time and other unnecessary information.
12. A grandma put her computer on top of a book to get better internet reception.
13. A person's dad has 38 tabs open on his computer, with 23 of them being the same weather page.
14. A grandma wrote down website URLs on a piece of paper instead of bookmarking them.
15. A grandma thought you needed to destroy a computer to fix it.
16. A grandma took a selfie with her phone, then emailed it to herself, printed it, and put it in a letter to send to someone.
17. A person's dad tried to unfreeze a computer with a blow dryer.
18. A grandma doesn't know how to turn off her front camera on her phone.
19. A grandma uses binoculars to watch TV because the screen is too small.
20. A person's mom got ads on her lock screen.
21. A grandma sent a picture of a stove with a heart around it because she didn't know how to turn off the heart feature on her phone.
22. A person's dad still uses a 25-inch long phone cord in 2016.
23. A grandma's phone is set up with her camera facing her own face, and she takes pictures of herself by mistake.
24. A person's mom sold her daughter's belongings to teach her responsibility.
25. A grandma tried to take a picture of her own face with her phone, but the flash was in her eyeball.
26. A person's grandma uses a mouse that is too big for her screen, making everything appear large.
27. A person's dad asked them to put a 3D kitten book on his phone.
28. A person's dad thinks TV models are pirates (possibly a joke).
29. A person's dad took pictures of himself with cantaloupes and carrots at the grocery store with his new camera phone.