The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a monologue that is difficult to follow due to its fragmented and stream-of-consciousness nature. The speaker jumps between various topics, including:
* Discussing a test or exam, with mentions of math concepts like calculus and equations.
* Sharing personal anecdotes and stories, including one about trying to bribe someone with 10 rupees for a samosa.
* Referencing various cultural icons and figures, such as Pokémon, Madonna, and Buddha.
* Using nonsensical language and made-up words.
* Making humorous comments and jokes.
* Seemingly addressing an audience or a person, asking for their attention and participation.
Overall, the text is a jumbled collection of thoughts, ideas, and phrases that are presented in a playful and whimsical manner, but lack a clear narrative or logical structure.
1. The speaker mentions they have 10 rupees for a UT samosa.
2. The speaker offers to give 10 rupees for someone to make them pass.
3. The speaker mentions differential calculus.
4. The speaker mentions integral calculus.
5. The speaker says they have a homework assignment with a lack of differential calculus.
6. The speaker mentions the formula M is equal to minus EV by via.
7. The speaker mentions the formula M is equal to minus a by B.
8. The speaker mentions a tuition cell phone.
9. The speaker mentions black tea.
10. The speaker mentions coffee tea.
11. The speaker mentions they are a patron.
12. The speaker mentions the name Kanaga.
13. The speaker mentions the name Kanako.
14. The speaker mentions the name Sachi.
15. The speaker mentions the name Granta Angelou.
16. The speaker mentions the name Mohamed Salah.
17. The speaker mentions the name Anna Kapoor.
18. The speaker mentions the name Andra Marie.
19. The speaker mentions the name Adi Barlow.
20. The speaker mentions the name Phillip.
21. The speaker mentions the name Bella.
22. The speaker mentions the name Fela.
23. The speaker mentions the name Charlie.
24. The speaker mentions the name Navin.
25. The speaker mentions the name Rhambo.
26. The speaker mentions the name Lyle.
27. The speaker mentions the name Rho.
28. The speaker mentions the name Polignac.
29. The speaker mentions the name Madona.
30. The speaker mentions the name Eva.
31. The speaker mentions the name Nina.
32. The speaker mentions the name Priam.
33. The speaker mentions the name Kanaga.
34. The speaker mentions the name Columbo.
35. The speaker mentions the name Kazan.
36. The speaker mentions the name Kanaga.
37. The speaker mentions the name Nana.
38. The speaker mentions the name Bundy.
39. The speaker mentions the name Paula.
40. The speaker mentions the name Pam.
41. The speaker mentions the name Eva.
42. The speaker mentions the name Pedro.
43. The speaker mentions the name Eva.
44. The speaker mentions the name Jennifer.
45. The speaker mentions the name Dakara.
46. The speaker mentions the name Salomon.
47. The speaker mentions the name Yaron.
48. The speaker mentions the name Felicity.
49. The speaker mentions the name Nene.
50. The speaker mentions having 1 million subscribers.