The given text appears to be a transcript of a conversation between family members, likely from a Russian TV show or movie. The conversation is informal and humorous, with the family members discussing various topics, including a child's Halloween costume, a father's attempts to teach his son how to drive, and a mother's frustration with her husband's lack of help with household chores.
The conversation also touches on themes of parenting, marriage, and relationships, with the family members often joking and teasing each other. There are also some cultural references, such as the mention of St. Nicholas Day and the Russian TV host Andrei Malakhov.
The tone of the conversation is lighthearted and comedic, with the family members often using humor and sarcasm to communicate with each other. Overall, the transcript appears to be a humorous portrayal of family life and relationships in Russia.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is preparing a Halloween vampire costume.
2. The speaker's father did not buy the costume with blood.
3. The speaker's mother has a professional holiday.
4. The speaker's father is teaching them how to drive a car.
5. The speaker is 18 years old.
6. The speaker's father took them to the forest to make a man out of them.
7. The speaker is going to the kindergarten to make a gift for their mother.
8. The speaker's mother is going to visit.
9. The speaker's father is working from home.
10. The speaker's mother wants to renovate the house.
11. The speaker's father is not together with their mother.
12. The speaker's father is a bachelor and a womanizer.
13. The speaker's father is teaching them how to shave.
14. The speaker is 30 years old and has a wife and son.
15. The speaker's father is trying to become a good grandfather.
16. The speaker's father is teaching them how to play football.
17. The speaker's father is a prize-winner in football from secondary educational schools.
18. The speaker's father is a good player and has a lot of experience.
19. The speaker's father is teaching them how to ride a scooter.
20. The speaker's father is a friend of the builder who is renovating their house.
Note: Some of these facts may be mentioned multiple times in the text, but I have only listed each fact once.