The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video featuring a comedian or YouTube personality discussing various memes and pop culture topics. The main topics include:
1. The movie "Morbius" and how the speaker loves it, despite it receiving negative reviews.
2. A defense of the movie and its star, Jared Leto, with the speaker jokingly claiming it's a massive success.
3. The comedian discusses the "Patrick Bateman" memes from the movie "American Psycho" and how people often misunderstand the character's satire.
4. They also talk about a viral video of a math problem that is supposedly impossible to solve, but the comedian pokes fun at the idea that it's actually quite simple.
5. The speaker discusses the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp trial, making fun of Amber Heard's testimony and expressing support for Johnny Depp.
Throughout the transcript, the comedian frequently breaks into jokes, sarcasm, and humorous asides, making light of various topics and memes.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has seen the movie "Morbius" at the cinema.
2. The speaker claims to have seen "Morbius" two thousand times.
3. The movie "Morbius" grossed $352 trillion worldwide (Note: This is likely an exaggeration or a joke, as the actual box office gross for the movie is not publicly available).
4. The speaker mentions that Variety posted that "Morbius" drew 10 million at the box office, with a 74% drop from its opening.
5. The speaker talks about the "summer of Morbius" but acknowledges that it may no longer be within reach.
6. The speaker mentions that the movie "American Psycho" is being referenced in memes.
7. The speaker discusses the trial of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and expresses support for Johnny Depp.
8. The speaker mentions that they are in Japan.
9. The speaker promotes a product called G Fuel, an energy drink.
10. The speaker mentions that they have a theory that no one has actually seen the movie "Citizen Kane" or "Morbius", and that people are just pretending to have seen them.
Please note that some of the information in the text appears to be exaggerated or sarcastic, so it's difficult to separate fact from opinion.