The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video or audio recording, likely in Russian, with timestamps. It's difficult to decipher a clear storyline, but here's a concise summary of the content:
The recording starts with a person talking about a plan to trap Count Dracula in a room for 10 years. They discuss preparations, including securing the door and creating a distraction. The person also mentions a granny who is involved in the plan and seems to be hiding something.
As the recording progresses, the person starts preparing for a party, inviting friends, and making arrangements. They also mention a homeless woman and a person named Riccardo. The conversation is often disjointed, and it's hard to follow the logic.
Later in the recording, the person talks about mice, possibly vampires, being trapped in a cage. They come up with a plan to chase them away using a bulldog. The conversation becomes more chaotic, with the person shouting and making noises to scare away the "thieves."
Toward the end of the recording, the person is on a roof, warning someone named Alyonochka (who is pregnant) to be careful. They also mention a bridge and a homeless person. The recording ends abruptly with the person mentioning a person named Mikhail Mikhalych and a forgotten grandfather on the first floor.
Overall, the recording appears to be a mix of storytelling, role-playing, and improvisation, with a focus on a fantastical plot involving vampires and supernatural elements.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is planning a party with friends.
2. Count Dracula has been imprisoned in a cage for 10 years.
3. The speaker has a plan to keep Count Dracula trapped.
4. Granny Starodub took money from her ex-husband and left with her new husband.
5. The speaker is preparing food for the party, including soup and cake.
6. The party is being held at the speaker's house.
7. There are mice in the house that are associated with Count Dracula.
8. The speaker has a plan to get rid of the mice.
9. Helen is pregnant and needs to be careful.
10. The speaker is using a device that can create a bridge to help people cross over.
11. The party has a lot of guests, including Mikhail Mikhalych and other friends.
12. The speaker's grandfather is also attending the party.
13. Count Dracula is a vampire who can turn into a bat.
14. The party is taking place on the second floor of the speaker's house.